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THE SAD - AND PAINFUL - TRUTH ABOUT THE
DENTAL IMPLANT INDUSTRY . . .
and how it will affect YOU, no matter what your age,
or current state of dental health!
DENTAL IMPLANTS, being done by virtually every licensed dentist in the country (and, conceivably, even some who are unlicensed), should be illegal except in cases of catastrophic accident or illness. At the very least, dental implant procedures should be limited to installation by oral surgeons only - and even then, only those with additional, special training in the procedures and the myriad of serious potential complications involved. Even oral surgeons should be held to strict standards regarding minimum staffing and specialized equipment for implant procedures. These complex procedures cannot be safely and effectively done in small, squalid "general practitioner" surroundings, by dentists who "went to a seminar" or "read a trade magazine article about it."
Allowing inadequately trained general dentists, in minimally equipped, understaffed dental clinics (there are even mobil dental clinics - run from large vans - doing the work), to perform these risky, invasive implant procedures is as absurd as allowing general practitioners to perform open-heart surgery on an out-patient basis. What's next? Dental implants at the mall? Dental implant "salons" at Walmart? Hey, Mom can get her nails done while Dad gets dental implants at the booth next door! Don't laugh - under current law it could happen!
I have permanent nerve damage because a Las Vegas general dentist, Geraldine Joiner, D.D.S., "experimented" with these dental implant procedures on me over 16 months ago. There is no effective treatment (removal of the implants, bone abridement surgery, lazer beam treatment (total quackery in this application, as if burning the surrounding flesh would magically make the severed nerve endings mend themselves - but, hey, "anything for a buck," right, guys?). Bottom line: there is no cure for nerve damage received during faulty dental implant procedures.
Truth be told, the symptoms only get worse: the drooling, the spitting, the lisping, the tongue and cheek and lip biting and lack of muscle control while eating (I basically have to eat with my face stuck in a bowl - like an animal - I think there's food stuck to that side of my face, and nothing's there, or I have food stuck to my face and can't feel it), above and beyond the constant feelings alternating between numbness and electrical charges - all horrible and permanent symptoms.
And I don't believe my experience is unique. Patients who experience pain, numbness, feelings of electric shock just under the skin, etc. (the collective term for which is "parasthesia"), following implant procedures are immediately and continually told, as I was, that "it will go away - you'll be fine." And isn't is amazing that how, when pressed, they each had "one" patient with the same problem - "but it went away." Right. On one hand we're told, "this almost never happens," but then after the fact there are these supposed "professionals" who have performed "hundreds" of corrective procedures for anomalies involving dental implants. If complications are so rare, where did they get all this corrective experience? If injuries, such as mine, are so remote, why do they require the patients to sign multi-page disclaimers prior to the procedures?
Dental implant procedures, advertised in the most deceptive manner ("teeth in one day" patients biting into an apple (I couldn't eat anything more challenging than Spaghetti-O's and instant oatmeal for almost a year) immediately after the procedure, etc. - clearly a legal and ethical violation of informed-consent obligations), are the new physician-run "pill mills" and should be approached with the same regulatory zeal as the "pushers" running those types of clinics. And, similar to the "feel-good clinics" that exploit the law and human weakness for the sake of obscene profits, the time can't be far off - if it's not happening already - that we're going to see implant "pushers" migrating from state to state when things get too "hot" in a particular jurisdiction.
Unfortunately, until these types of injuries relating to dental implants happen to a U.S. Senator or someone in his or her family, it seems little will be done to change current rules and policies regarding who can do dental implant procedures and under what conditions.
Anyone who thinks this doesn't affect them, because they're not senior citizens (the principle target market for dental implants) is missing the collective, downhill implications here. Traditional dental treatment as we've known it for the last several decades is being eroded by the big-buck promise of dental implants. The mantra of "save the teeth, if at all possible" has changed to "let 'em rot - the implant replacements will pay for my new house!" A local periodontist actually has "Periodontist/Implantologist" on his signage and business cards. No surprise that he wasn't "able" to do anything for my gums but "put a watch on 'em" . . . and suggest some implants for the affected area. Is anyone so dense that they don't see the conflict of interest involved there? We're looking at a system that encourages these people to do nothing - fraudulently and deceptively - so they have a shot at a bigger payday on down the road.
The current, overly permissive and irresponsible, anything-for-a-buck policies and actions of the dental implant industry remind me of what Harry Markopolos (chief fraud investigator and whistleblower in the Bernie Madoff case) said in his book No One Would Listen: "The health-care industry makes Wall Street look honest."
Legislators (especially California-based, where the chief manufacturer and promoter of dental implants, Nobel Biocare USA*, is located), please do what you can to introduce legislation that will re-define and restrict these dangerous, unproven procedures, especially in the hands of under-trained, under-equipped, under-staffed general dentists (or simply deem implant procedures by general dentists as "practice drift" under existing regulations), and limit the negative impact on public health that will continue to rise as the dental implant "cash cow" becomes more and more widespread.
Patients considering this treatment, please reconsider - the risk is far too high.
*In the interest of full disclosure, I am seeking a monetary award of $170,000 for pain and suffering from Nobel Biocare USA. As the main producers and promoters of dental implant products and procedures, they're reaping the financial rewards when everything (allegedly) goes well; they should be held accountable when things go horribly wrong, as they clearly did in my case.
- Ray Parker, Coalition for Dental Implant Reform
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WORLD'S GREATEST GRILLED-CHEESE SANDWICH . . .
#1. Forget about white bread; it has little taste or nutritional value. Use rye or whole wheat bread. Choose from New York rye, Jewish rye, marble rye (my personal favorite), dill rye - use your imagination and vary them for continued pleasure and interest. For my taste, the rye bread seems to give the sandwich a little more "snap."
#2. Forget about slathering the outsides of the sandwich with butter or grill prep; it adds a ton of calories and fat, and if you try the sandwich without it, with an open mind, you'll never miss it.
#3. Use one slice of cheese only. Using the traditional two slices of cheese virtually doubles the fat and calories of your sandwich, and like the unnecessary butter, once you've tried it with one slice of cheese, you'll never miss the second one.
(Using the cheese slice as a template, I like to slice away the excess bread along the sides [it could be just two sides, or it could be all four; it depends on the size of the bread]: then I'm not left with a lot of extra dry, tough bread that the cheese didn't reach; and the overall effect is a "mini-portion," the exact opposite of the "super-sizing" we've been programmed to believe we need.)
#4. Okay, this is the "power" component: One thick slice (1/3" to 1/2") of the largest "slicer" tomato you can find. Ideally, that tomato slice should have the size and heft of a "burger"; it will make every bite explode with juicy flavor, and needless to say, a fine dose of nutrients with virtually zero fat and calories.
If you want to "take it up a notch," add some sauerkraut, maybe a few small pieces of sliced mild banana peppers - just enough to "dress" that burger-sized tomato slice - too much will overpower the other ingredients. Pepper lightly, maybe a dash of turmeric powder if you have it. A light touch of dijon mustard has become a favorite finishing touch for this delicious sandwich.
Preheat a non-stick skillet for 4 minutes on medium heat (non-stick surfaces should never be used higher than medium); then grilling one side of the sandwich for 3 minutes (on the same medium heat) should give you a perfect toasty brown without burning; grill the second side for just under 2 minutes (by this time the grill has gotten significantly hotter) and you should have a thing of beauty. The formula is easy to remember, too: 4 (preheat), 3 (first side), 2 (second side) - "4-3-2." (Turning the finished sandwich over, so the recently grilled side is UP, as you go from hot cooking surface to cool plate will prevent the bread from becoming soggy and sticking to the plate.)
I like to split the sandwich in half with the spatula (after it's in a dish - remember, non-stick surfaces are fragile, especially when they're hot), so then, psychologically, I've got two mini sandwiches! - Mickey Parker
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E-BAY BUYERS AND SELLERS: UPS (United Parcel Service) drivers don't want residential deliveries; they've made that abundantly clear.
Sellers, use USPS (United States Postal Service) whenever possible and practical. USPS is much faster, the recipient doesn't have to be home when the delivery is made, and the reliability is all the way higher. USPS flat rate boxes are cheaper than you'd imagine, and a delivery confirmation, which costs only about 60 cents, is proof the merchandise arrived. Buyers, tell sellers you prefer USPS, and try to find your merchandise through a dealer who uses that method of shipment.
Yesterday, one of these UPS dunderheads forced a package, containing expensive, delicate components for one of my showbikes, over our front gate, bouncing it off the concrete. A week ago, a charger I ordered for my cordless drill was being kicked by the UPS driver, trying to force it under the iron gate. A bicycle from bikesdirect.com (a superlative business, by the way) arrived looking like it had been hit by a train. And I'll never forget the genius UPS driver who, during a rainstorm, was actually using my one of my packages to try to dig a small tunnel in the mud to get the package under the iron fence and into the flower bed on the other side. Expensive medical and office equipment misdirected, delayed or just plain "lost." It's just too much.
Boycott UPS. When they have to lay off half their work force, maybe management will wake up and improve the training and put some muscle behind enforcement of those training policies and procedures. - Mickey Parker
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